The Armchair Sleeper Sticker, Christian Wake Up Sticker, Ephesians 5:14

A Christian wake-up call for those who refuse to remain spiritually asleep. The Armchair Sleeper is a distressed Christian sticker inspired by Ephesians 5:14 and the call to wake from spiritual slumber, repent, and live actively for Christ.

There is a kind of sleep that doesn't happen at night. It is the sleep of spiritual complacency—the slow drift into comfort, distraction, and indifference while the world around us grows darker.

The armchair represents that comfortable place where we can sit, watch, and remain passive. But Scripture calls us to wake up:

“Awake, O sleeper, and arise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you.” — Ephesians 5:14

We are called to be living, active members of Christ's Church—not spectators. To put away the things that bring spiritual death, confess our sins, turn toward Christ, and walk in His light.

Wake up. Repent. Stand firm. Live for Christ.

Design: The Armchair Sleeper

Scripture: Ephesians 5:14

Style: Distressed Christian / vintage warning-document aesthetic

Product: Vinyl sticker with a kiss-cut design

Finish options: Satin or Glossy

Available sizes: 3×4, 4×6, and 6×8 inches

“When our Lord and Master Jesus Christ said, 'Repent' (Mt. 4:17), he willed the entire life of believers to be one of repentance.”

— Martin Luther, The Ninety-five Theses, Thesis 1

Product features

- Multiple finish options: satin, glossy, holographic, or transparent

- Durable: water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant for up to 3 years outdoors

- Removable adhesive that leaves no residue

- 1/8" (3.2 mm) kiss-cut white border; available in four sizes

- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions

- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.